Item: Hot Dog Phone; may be used as a standard phone, but once connected to another person, you may mash the keypad and the person you are speaking to will have d20 hot dogs materialize in their square.
Tag: communication
Item: bouquet of glowing green shrunken heads (and some flowers); the heads are alive and semi-sapient, able to relay short messages and converse on about the level of a dumber-than-average goblin. Just the thing to send to declare your love for a warlock!
Item: cordless phone that with magical reception that will work anywhere, but instead of a proper mouthpiece it instead has a mouldering foam-rubber mouth that tries to drink your saliva the whole time you’re using it
Item: Mask of the Weird: allows the wearer to communicate with Aberrations (along the lines of the spell Speak With Animals) without taking any of the psychic damage that sometimes results from talking to them.
Item: Meowlingual, electronic device that allows Speak With Animals (feline creatures only)
Item: cell phone from the future full of what appear to be stock photos and a single contact number with the name “SAVIOUR.exe”
Item: Shirt of Reception. While wearing this shirt the wearer’s cel will always have full bars.
Item: Apple Phone™ 0.3.1 featuring the latest in phone technology
- push-button dialing
- full electronic equipment
- lightning protection circuit built in (+3 against Electrical attacks)
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