Item: MacGregor’s Fire-Retardant Shorts, -5 damage on Fire attacks.
Tag: clothing
Item: Cloak of the Fly: grants Flight and Wall-Walking, but if the character is around any decaying material or dookie, roll a Will Save 2d6 against trying to eat it.
Item: “Deal With It” Sunglasses; +10 on Diplomacy checks. (source)
Item: jet heels
Item: Light Up Super Bright Laughing Emoji Stick Figure Costume For Parties (Lime Green), allows the wearer to cast Hideous Laughter at will
Item: crateful of Unique Hats (lavender bowlers with the words “unique hat” written on it); if one member of a party wears one, they receive +5 Charisma; if two wear them, they each receive +3; if three, +1; four or more, -1 because everybody’s doing it.
Item: Skirt of Many Beetles (with matching boots)
Item: talking sentient underwear
Item: bureau full of boots, beards, and belts, enough for ten humanoid creatures; +2 against atmospheric cold
Item: swell-looking clip-on bow tie
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