Item: Shoes of Spoopy Stomping, grants initiative against Preps (source)
Tag: clothing
Item: four suits of frankly ridiculous-looking stone armor that allow four humanoids to combine into a dinosaur whose stats are made up of the pooled stats of the four characters
Item: shoes with a tent built into them; no poles are included. According to the designers, “the shelter
expands out from the back of the footwear and fits around the human
body, forming a billowing capsule that encloses the user in tented
material. the adapted habitat relies on the human frame as a supporting
structure, an alternative to nomadic or urban living.“ You might also find some branches or something?
Item: Light-Up Angler Fish Jawesome Hat, attracts little bugs (on land) or fish (underwater) that you can eat to replenish lost health
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Item: Brintish wenning hat, +2 Chrarinzma
Item: one radical outfit
- Shoes: Speed of a Zebra (double standard walking speed)
- Skirt or shirt or dress or whatever that is: Grace of a Cat (+4 Dexterity)
- Fake leather jacket: Stolidity of a Fake Cow (ability to stand perfectly still for long periods of time)
All three together: +3 Radical
Item: gear for the raddest bard in the joint–zero encumbrance while carrying it around, but gonna require some kind of weird Dexterity check or something to be able to play it during combat
Item: Bump n’ Bounce Body Bumpers (set of 2), +4 resistance to Force damage
Item: electronium hat that harnesses the power of sunspots to create cognitive radiation, granting sapience to any living thing that wears it on its head (or otherwise near its brain, in the case of the many monsters that don’t have heads).
Item: Half-Mask of the Imp, granting the wearer some of the abilities of a minor fiend:
- Devil’s Sight. Magical darkness doesn’t impede the wearer’s darkvision.
- Magic Resistance. The wearer has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
- Damage Resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks that aren’t silvered
- Horns: +7 on Headbutt attacks
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