Item: Underclothes of the Hound, a variation of chastity belt containing a lesser version of the spell Mage’s Faithful Hound; if an enemy creature comes within five feet of the wearer’s crotch, the face growls, and if they make physical contact with the garment it delivers the Vicious Bite (+10 attack bonus, 2d6+3 points of piercing damage)

Item: Blazer of Shellfish Summoning. Summoned creatures are yours to command, although they are limited to their standard skills, i.e. the blue crabs might irritate an enemy by pinching it but those scallops aren’t going to do you much good unless you need to filter some water or something, unless you just want to eat them.