Item: one-piece bathing suit made from the hide of a Gibbering Mouther, allowing the wearer to cast Aberrant Ground, Gibbering, or Blinding Spittle once every three hours.
Tag: clothing
Item: Urban Sombrero, combines the spirit of old Mexico with +1 big city panache.
Item: Swimsuit of Fieriness; the wearer can transform up to 50 square feet of water (or other liquid) into hot sauce by immersing themself in it.
Item: T-Shirt Armor of God: while it appears to be a simple tee, this shirt provides +5 against Necrotic damage, negates any Profane bonuses on attacks, and advantage against Undead.
Item: undershirt so encrusted in sweat and filth it stands up on its own
Item: tuxedo jacket and matching bowtie made of the hide of a Gold Dragon
Item: Tunic of Stapling: allows the wearer to staple documents by pinching them between their thumb and forefinger. Try it on an enemy’s lips! (source to get your own, $46)
Item: Cardigan of the Beaver, grants Favored Enemy status to trees. (source)
Item: monster bait hat, attracting all dumb and carnivorous monsters once it’s within line of site. By some unfortunate curse, it only works when worn by a sapient character, so no cheating by just leaving it lying around.
Item: Suit of Bloody Weapons, as Robe of Useful Items, but, y’know, bloody weapons. I know there have been several items really similar to this before, but come on, are you really going to complain about this one?
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