Item: Heeled Boots of the Pastel Dinosaur; grants the wearer the magical use of dinosaurs’ Stomp attack (Stomp. Melee Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, reach 20 ft., one target. Hit: 18 (2d10 + 7) bludgeoning damage. If target is a creature, it must succeed on a DC 17 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone), but also +3 to Charisma rolls with children.

Item: Hat of Controlling Floors, an oversized soft top-hat owned originally by the wizard Jamiroquai; grants the wearer the ability to control the floor of whatever room they are in, sliding it around as depicted in the gifs. Objects in the room slide around, colliding with creatures (friend and foe) dealing 2d4 Bludgeon damage, plus the ability to throw everyone in the room off-balance at will. Does not work on natural terrain.

Item: Jeans of Smuggling, denim trousers on which each of the hip pockets and rear pockets is as the main pouch on a Handy Haversack (can hold up to 8 cubic feet or 80 pounds of material). While this can be used in all sorts of adventuring purposes, they are most frequently employed by youths smuggling sweetmeats and two-liter bottles of refreshing elixirs into plays to avoid paying the concession stand’s outrageous prices.