Item: low-quality squirrel costume
Tag: clothing
Item: wizard’s hoodie (source)
Item: set of “skeleton” cricket batting shin-pads, +2 Defense against Thwacking Against A Coffee Table You Forgot Was There damage
Item: Helm of Sparkling, creates Scintillating Pattern when hit by any intense light; +2 defense against head injuries
Item: Woodland Warrior’s garb
Item: set of three commemorative Spuds MacKenzie belt buckles, each granting the wearer +2 Fun and a Feat called “Party Hearty” (same as the spell Dispel Law, except instead of “flickering, yellow, chaotic energy“, it’s 80s party rock, and the melee touch attacks that would normally send a Lawful creature to its home plane only make it fall into any nearby pools, cakes, mud, or feces.)
Item: Beholder Hat; +1 on Diplomacy checks with Beholders and aligned creatures
Item: Cardigan of Idiot Cats, as the Robe of Useful Things except instead it’s a cardigan and the Useful Things are all idiot cats.
Item: Cyber Man or Padre Robe, granting the wearer the class abilities of a cyber man or padre.
Item: Hammer Brother Suit, allows the wearer to produce and throw 1d6 throwing-hammers per round that disappear after landing
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