
Item: chainmail socks, +3 against Legos (source)
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Item: chainmail socks, +3 against Legos (source)

Item: Pair of Crocs (acts as a pair of size Small Crocodiles, although since the wearer can, y’know, bend his legs, the reach remains the same; grants the wearer the land/swim speeds of a crocodile and the ability to grapple with their feet as described in the link)
Item: pair of matching cufflinks with actual tiny sheathed daggers (source)
Item: Cloak of Arachnida: gives the wearer the ability to climb as if a spider climb spell had been placed upon her. In addition, the cloak grants her immunity to entrapment by web
spells or webs of any sort—she can actually move in webs at half her
normal speed. Once per day, the wearer of this cloak can cast web. She also gains a +2 luck bonus on all Fortitude saves against poison from spiders.

Item: Amulet of Ogre Power

Item: gold rattlesnake bolo: red gem eye allows the wearer to Command Snakes, the rattle warns the wearer of any surprise attacks, and +1 Profane bonus.

Item: red gem lenses; unbeknownst to most (3d12 Knowledge check), they prevent the wearer from making any attacks by shooting beams out of their eyes
Item: third eye sunglasses (many colors available); +2 defense against psionic attacks. When making an attack using a musical instrument (as in various Bard actions), add your Charisma to the attack score.

Item: Shirt of Several Doves, allowing the wearer to either cast Summon Animal to generate a single dove ten times or once cast Summon Animal Swarm to create a flock
New favorite gaming item: Robe of Infinite Twine. It’s like, yeah, you could have an enchanted robe of alchemical armor or flaming dragon hide or something, but how about one that can give you rope?
Item: Robe of Infinite Twine (not, for some reason, “Robe of Rope”)