Item: Pads of Jaguar Grace: set of knee pads, elbow pads, and hand guards; +4 Dexterity (as if the spell Cat’s Grace was cast) plus -1 against Falling damage.
Tag: clothing
Item: Jeans of Many Pockets
Item: official Arizona Green Tea fanny pack/bumbag. While being worn, once per day the pocket creates a can of Arizona Green Tea, whose chilled ginseng and honey heal one damage point of health. The bag may be otherwise used as a standard bag. (source to get your own)
Item: Shoes of Rainbow Striding, +3 Radiant Swag; +1 on Kick attacks against Darkness/Shadow types (image source)
Item: padded bikini containing several live goldfish for some reason, +2 on seduction checks against Water types
Item: Sandals of Swimming
Item: Sandals of Dionysus (excuse me, “Hotflops” of Dionysus); any drinking-vessel held by the wearer is magically filled with high-quality white wine.
Item: Airship Cloak. A white cloak with a clasp of the elemental symbol of air; when the clasp is activated, the cloak inflates, turning into a blimp attached to the wearer’s back.
Item: Onion Socks; protects the wearer as if affected by the spell Neutralize Poison. (source, except pretend it says it’s true)
Item: Scumbag Hat: alters wearer’s alignment to Chaotic Evil
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