Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Item: Slippers of Spider Climbing: While you wear these light shoes, you can move up, down, and across
vertical surfaces and upside down along ceilings, while leaving your
hands free. You have a climbing speed equal to your walking speed.
However, the slippers don’t allow you to move this way on a slippery
surface, such as one covered by ice or oil.
Item: Breeches of Ethereal Ska: once per day the wearer can summon an ethereal ska band that plays one song (3-6 minutes), during which all characters in earshot are magically compelled to skank
Item: Pink Polo Shirt of Spider Command
Item: Kickin’ Jeans, +2 on Skill Check (Martial Arts) and any Dexterity checks involving the legs
Encounter: yellow ninja with a gun. If you can steal his headband you get his flipping powers
Item: Ninja headband; grants flipping powers
Item: Sneakers of Fire-Walking (from the makers of Sneakers of Air-Walking, apparently)
Item: ray-proof vest, proofs character against all Ray attacks (Energy Ray, Ray of Enfeeblement, Manta Ray, &c.)
Item: World’s Best Midwife T-shirt, granting the wearer an innate understanding of the mechanisms of fertility and birth and the skills to safely deliver any creature’s young
Item: Leggings of the Grrm: these stockings grant the wearer an Attack of Opportunity in which the damage done by the attack is increased by the target’s Charisma score. Thus, the more popular an opponent is, the more likely you are to kill them.
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