Item: elder’s tunic
Tag: clothing
Item: Shirt of the Blue Lion; grants both Cat’s Grace and the lightning breath of the Blue Wyrmling
what I could only fathom as a burger king poncho, for whatever reason
Item: Poncho of the Burger King; when draped over an item and left for ten minutes, the item will be flame-broiled to perfection. Great for turning highly processed frozen beef patties into pretty good burgers; can also be used to start fires.
Item: booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of the Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo
Item: Skirt of Lemons; unlike most item-summoning clothing, they don’t just magically materialize in your hands, but rather pour out of the bottom, potentially tripping the wearer if used while in motion.
Item: Hoodie of Sturgeon’s Blood; alters the wearer’s anatomy to replace their blood with that of a sturgeon.
Item: Pink Jeans of the Homing Jump Kick; once per hour the wearer can select a target and leap into a jump kick and will not land until they connect the kick to the target (gliding through the air at the standard height for such a kick, traveling at their max running speed) or after the hour ends.
Item: Hoodie of Seeing; wearer is unaffected by darkness, regular or magical
(source but they seem to be permanently sold out, sorry)
Item: well a real Cthulhu probably wouldn’t appreciate it, but find some gullible cultists and roll a high enough Bluff…
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