Encounter: an animated magenta VW bug that hates freedom
Also, if I’m understanding the narration boxes here, Steve Rogers sleeps in his uniform?
Tag: chaotic evil
Encounter: Big Head McDuggin, a malignant cowboy whose presence causes nearby objects to blur and pixelate, making them harder to see or use.
Encounter: serial killer that can summon mobile duplicates of his head to do his bidding at a rate of d6/minute
Encounter: halfling serial killer that stabs full-sized people in their sleep
Encounter: Spat, a Quasit taking special glee in ruining relationships
Encounter: Turner D. Century, hipster extremist
Encounter: Bite the Antipaladin; can see thermal heat signatures with the giant purple eye, Detect Alignment with the green one. Advantage on intimidation checks, disadvantage on grappling and other arm-based dexterity checks. In fact, I think if you could get a Halfling on his back stabbing him in the neck, I don’t personally see how he could get them off while he’s elbow-deep in a couple of giant skulls, unless he wanted to start swinging that hook-on-a-chain at them.
Encounter: chaotic-evil seductress with the power of a sadistic moose god; can use seduction checks to cast Charm Person, and then cast Moose Rut (as Berserker Rage + a powerful stink that carries for miles) to cause them to attack their teammates
Encounter: powerful chaotic-evil druid, just chilling in a palm tree hucking coconuts at folks for some reason. Totally could be leveling the city with an army of mobile trees, but nope. Just hucking coconuts.
Encounter: G.G. Allin, orc biker-cleric of Gruumsh. I was gonna say he was human but then I noticed that what I had thought was a weird mustache is actually his tusks, thinly disguised to go among humans and spread the word.
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