Tag: bards

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bandit-o-s:

bandit-o-s:

this is the swimming french horn playing financial advisor he does those things I just said

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Encounter: please don’t let my youthful appearance fool you, sir, I have helped many clients make the best use of their treasure. My advice is simple: the R. I. S. Strategy. What does that stand for? Rent, Invest, Start. Rent your equipment, Invest your winnings, and the Start is because when I handle your accounts I can play this French horn and grant you Bardic Initiative on your credit checks. Oh, the swim goggles? I just came from swim practice.

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thelegendofkungjew:

D&D character concept:

a bard who plays this

Encounter: a bard that only plays an officially-licensed Kirby-brand Otamatone; presumably has some really horrific spell where they inhale enemies through it to steal their powers and equipment

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Encounter: Rappin’ Mike the belt-mounted-turntable bard (multiclass Party Dude), chaotic-good turtlefolk. The disc currently in his player is a custom-ripped 45 extended mix of (obviously) “Ninja Rap” by Vanilla Ice and his spells are performed through scratching; additional bonuses could be added if you managed to find him a 45 with some enchantment laid on it. Cannot give Bardic bonuses to stealth or sneak attacks, because I mean look at him.

  • Knuckledusters: +3 on punching attacks
  • Microphone nunchuku: the sounds generated by getting hit with a microphone are simultaneously played over the speakers, drawing attention to the attack to remove a point of Morale from the opponent’s party.
  • Kowa-Cymbal Shields: any time these small brass shields are used to successfully deflect an attack, they deal 3 Sonic damage to the attacker.
  • Rappin’ ‘n Scratchin’ Turntable: Yo, def, dudes! Be chillin’ to the thrillin’! (I have no idea what this is supposed to mean)
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Encounter: David Byrne, bard with the ability to wear clothing and armor of his own size class or larger. Special feats when added to your party:

  • Burning Down the House: once per day may cause a building to catch on fire, leaving Nothing But Flowers
  • Dowsing: +5 on knowledge checks when looking for water underground
  • Stay Up Late: negates the need for sleep for one character by holding onto them, allowing them to stay up all night
  • Pleasant Elevation: allows characters to levitate
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I’ll be honest with y’all, I’ve had this monstrosity queued for weeks trying to figure out what it’s supposed to be. The god of canned beans? Acne goblin? Raisin bread golem? I tried a reverse image lookup and this is what i got: it’s the Pope.