Item: overalls that brainwash the wearer into an angry communist
Tag: bad items
Item: Suck-At-Video-Games Juice, -10 on Skill Check (Video Games). I dunno, maybe you sneak it into somebody’s drink before betting a quest objective on a game of “Dr. Mario”?
Item: Flower Hat Of Exasperation
PCs don’t look at this, this is for DMs eyes ONLY.
Item: antique gumball machine full of eyeballs
Item: RADO-ACTO Radium Suppositories
Item: Gunk Loaf, +3 Constitution for Ooze types, -1 for everyone else
Item: Sneakers Cunningly Designed To Look As Though They Have Had Ink Or Possibly Printer Toner Spilled On Them, value: $595.00 and I wish I was kidding
Item: basil salmon terrine, an alchemical creation of a cabal of evil chefs. Touching it leaves a basil-scented festering patch on the skin and deals 1 damage to leather or hide armor. If eaten, any character consuming it becomes Nauseated plus 1 point of Profane damage.
Item: Necco Wafers. While technically “food” they do not heal any damage.
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