Item: penal velocipede, secures the arms and hands while leaving the legs bare for knee-mocking
Tag: bad items
Item: Repellent Potato. To all appearances and even True Seeing and such, it seems to be a perfectly normal potato, but somehow everyone agrees they’re put off by it. No one wants to touch it, much less eat it, but if a creature is forced to, they gain the potato’s repellent qualities.
Item: Dad’s Hot Dog
Item: Garlic Sweet Jane Bacteria Cowboy Meat, made from real bacteria cowboys; after eating it, roll save against being infected by Pathological Cowboyism
Item: shoes with a tent built into them; no poles are included. According to the designers, “the shelter
expands out from the back of the footwear and fits around the human
body, forming a billowing capsule that encloses the user in tented
material. the adapted habitat relies on the human frame as a supporting
structure, an alternative to nomadic or urban living.“ You might also find some branches or something?
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Item: the Ring of Apathy is famed for the curse upon it, so much so that legends abound on spells to cast to negate its effect so the wearer can remove it. About half of these are fakes introduced by the Ring’s cruel makers that simply cause the ring to release a burst of apathy that affects everyone in a 10d10-foot radius.
Item: big ol’ sack of trouble
Item: Trollgun; rather than doing damage, its projectiles do no damage besides making the targets angry.
Item: cardboard tank
Item: talking sentient underwear
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