Item: Bad Perfume. Smells bad, repelling all creatures, including other party members.
Tag: bad items
Item: Wry-Visaged Pauldrons, magically animated faces attempt to distract your enemies by making rude faces. Generally more embarrassing than effective.
Item: coupon for free admission to “the Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004)
Item: Weakies, seemingly normal corn flakes that cause -3 Strength and aim
Item: 60 mL bottle of alien urine with handy dropper
Item: Dragon-Walker, a bizarre vehicle built by the ever-bizarre engineers of Eternia out of the corpse of a defeated Green Dragon. Allows the occupant to scoot slowly across the landscape over any large gaps, as well as use the dead dragon’s breath weapon. Leaves incredibly distinctive tracks, so hope you’re not being followed
Item: USB-powered shovel
Item: tanktop that causes the wearer to obey commands given to them by any and all creatures of Evil alignment
Item: very large mushroom whose spores make nearby creatures’ nipples become erect
Item: Claws for Alarm; deal d6 Slash damage, but catch on fire whenever the wearer is in danger. The more danger, the more fire.
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