Item: Chain Shirt
Tag: armor
Item: set of “skeleton” cricket batting shin-pads, +2 Defense against Thwacking Against A Coffee Table You Forgot Was There damage
Item: Helm of Sparkling, creates Scintillating Pattern when hit by any intense light; +2 defense against head injuries
Item: bite suit, heavy fabric armor that protects against bite attacks
Item: Spikëd Golden Punkmpkin, dealing 4d6 Bludgeoning damage and d4 Piercing–throw it, put on protective gloves and use it as a bludgeon, hook a chain to the stem and make a morning star, fling it with a sling or catapult, idk–or pierce its metal hide and feast on its innards to gain natural spikëd armor
Item: Weird-oh Helmet, +3 against Normos and Squares
Item: four wooden orbs; whirl around the owner like Ioun Stones but have no magical effect, simply dealing d4 Bludgeoning damage to any creature that gets within five feet of the owner. The owner may activate or deactivate the magic behind them at will, but when reactivating the orbs must be within ten feet to feel the call.
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