Item: Spiked Armor of Social Damage Resistance: +d4 against faux pas, remonstrances, invitation snubs, lectures on propriety, &c.
Tag: armor
Debuting at 2018 Paris Fashion Week, Sankuanz Fashions presents the “shoe for shoes”, a high-fashion accessory they plan to market in upscale boutiques later this year, starting around $330.00.
new addition to the hybrid croc/ugg/toeshoe
Item: Shoes For Your Shoes, a pair of protective rubber sandals that fit over the player’s normal shoes, taking any damage from terrain or other attacks that could potentially damage items worn in the feet slot. (Item does not take up the feet slot, but must be worn over another pair of footwear to have any effect.)
Hallowloot 19! Cyclops Death Mask. Allows the wearer to see a target’s weak spot. Trade in that depth perception for some death perception!
Item: ray-proof vest, proofs character against all Ray attacks (Energy Ray, Ray of Enfeeblement, Manta Ray, &c.)
Item: Pads of Jaguar Grace: set of knee pads, elbow pads, and hand guards; +4 Dexterity (as if the spell Cat’s Grace was cast) plus -1 against Falling damage.
Item: Pauldron of the Diligent Doggo. Borks at first sign of sneak attack. (source)
Item: Skull Pauldrons mounted with a pair of slain monster skulls, giving the wearer two extra Head Slots on which to wear hats, helmets, periapts, &c., gaining any magical effects of those items. Both skulls can talk and have their senses (sight, hearing, &c.) but cannot move; the one on the left is Lawful Evil, the right Chaotic Evil.
- offering strategy advice
- mumbling at inopportune moments about their hat being out of style
- complaining about wanting to trade places with the “main head”
- if the party is good-aligned, actively trying to get them killed by yelling to attract monsters
- technically you could also make use of their Eye slots, but do you really want a couple of Evil-aligned liches mounted to your shoulders to have Heat-Ray Vision or whatever
- wily characters might manage to use some alignment-altering magic on them
- general silliness that comes from forcing a character to wear a couple of NPCs around
(source, in case you really want one)
Item: Vest of Gorilla Strength
Item: chainmail socks, +3 against Legos (source)
Item: Helm of Orc-ish Visage; a simple iron helmet painted to look kind of like an Orc, although the resemblance is good enough that an actual Orc will fall for it. (actual source)
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