Item: Flaming Gown; renders the wearer invulnerable to fire/heat damage, but anything in surrounding terrain must roll save against catching on fire
Tag: armor
Item: T-Shirt Armor of God: while it appears to be a simple tee, this shirt provides +5 against Necrotic damage, negates any Profane bonuses on attacks, and advantage against Undead.
Item: tuxedo jacket and matching bowtie made of the hide of a Gold Dragon
Wearable chainmail octopus –
Piece created by weaving together over 15,000 anodized aluminium rings by hand. The result is something kinetic, fun, and strange. Artist: Vanessa Walilko
Item: Flail-Mask of the Pink Metal Octopus. While the tendrils are not fully animated, a quick flick of the head causes them to lash out and deal 1d8 Bludgeoning damage to creatures in every adjacent square, and an enterprising character might try adding blades to the tendrils to swap that for 1d8 Slashing damage. (Also armors the entire head and neck)
Item: suit of diamond-studded chainmail; reflects Radiant attacks back on the attacker.
Item: Pillow Bumpers; prevent force damage to the abdomen, crotch, and thighs
Item: Nik-Nik Shirt, granting the characters the powers of a Nik-Nik. EDIT: Originally this post was just a joke, but then I checked to make sure a “nik-nik” wasn’t anything bad and it turns out it’s a really obnoxious mosquito-like insect also called a sand-mite, common in the mountains of the Philippines, so apparently this shirt grants male characters the ability to feed off flowering plants and female characters the ability to feed off creatures’ blood, leaving behind a painful bite that can itch for weeks.
Item: Vaseline Armor, -3 on Blunt Damage and advantage against being Grappled (source)
Item: All-Terrain Atmospheric Armor #3, +10 against all types of environmental damage; also provides an air supply of 8 hours with proof against any kind of poison gas attack. -10 on Agility checks.
Item: four suits of frankly ridiculous-looking stone armor that allow four humanoids to combine into a dinosaur whose stats are made up of the pooled stats of the four characters
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