Encounter: a large pissed-off okra; a sixth-level fighter that can coat itself in viscous, foul-smelling goo as a defensive maneuver
Tag: animated objects
Item: Knifey McKnifeface
The first ever sentient object, Knifey is your friend and will do it’s best to help you in any way possible.
By saying hello to Knifey in Common during a wisdom roll, you get to roll a 20 sided die before hand. On a 19-20 you instantly succeed. On a 13-18 you gain advantage. On a 7-12 it gives you +1 in the roll. On a 1-6 it gives you -2 on the roll and Knifey is silent until you take a long rest.
Encounter: a pair of nosy animated dolls, always moving and speaking in perfect unison, made all the worse by the fact that they dance constantly and sing all their dialog.
Encounter: hovering sapient talking gun that makes foul-mouthed smalltalk between battles and doesn’t appreciate being disrespected, thank you very much
Encounter: sapient female hot dog (anatomically correct)
Item: if you’re looking for an animated tea service but the skittering, clambering cups lined with human fingers wasn’t graceful enough for you, here’s a set of cups with nice elegant wings
Item: The Dolls of the two Johns. Perform wacky dance that pull enemies into a trance, allowing a 7 second delay in their attack and a place for you to attack. Leave item: “Puppet Hand” after use.
Encounter: Bus Mom
Encounter: swarm of predatory loudspeakers, brought to life by a mysterious song being played through them.
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