Item: Undead Pigeon Bottle; exactly like the Efreeti Bottle but containing a flock of undead pigeons instead. Note that while the flock will still attempt to grant three wishes, they are unlikely to be particularly good at doing so, so the wise character will limit their wishes to things that can be accomplished by a swarm of zombie pigeons.
Item: ancient ceramic sculpture of a skateboarding dog; when released will roll unceasingly towards the nearest source of Uncoolness. If it manages to reach an adjacent square to the energy source, it will emit an eerie bark that sounds oddly like a voice that has been down-shifted saying “MOST HEINOUS” or “BUMMER TO THE MAX”
Item: Sweater of the Terror Fish: once per day the wearer can summon a single Terror Fish (treat as a Quipper plus it’s Scary [causing the Frightened condition]) ready to attack the character’s nearest enemy. If an encounter is happening underwater or at least in shallow water, this can be quite an effective attack tactic against lower-level opponents, but even if on dry land you could still cook it and eat it.
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