Encounter: crow that wants to hire the party to find their jiggly squibbler and promises to pay handsomely
Tag: animals
Item: Cardigan of Goose Attraction
Item: Sweater-Vest of the Toad, as Ring of Leaping: While wearing this sweater-vest, a creature can cast the jump spell as a Bonus Action at will, but can target only itself when it does so.
Item: Ring of the Hippo: wearer can hold their breath for 15 minutes and gains the hippopotamus’ Charge attack: If the hippopotamus moves at least 20 feet straight toward a target and
then hits it with a bite attack on the same turn, the target takes an
extra 6 (1d12) piercing damage. If the target is a creature, it must
succeed on a DC 15 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone.
Encounter: pufferpug queen
Encounter: an Injector, a hybrid hornet/lionfish. In the late 90s and early 2000s, swarms of injectors had a tendency to build hives in toy department clearance aisles and attack children.
Encounter: Wiwaxia corrugata, an invertebrate of molluscan affinity, adapted through convergent evolution to confuse predators into thinking it’s Sonic the Hedgehog. (source)
Encounter: giant walrus
Temple of Horus, Egypt
its horus he’s here
Guys no, it gets so much better.
A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.
The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:
This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”
God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.
Encounter: a small fat bird, your evil son.
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