
Encounter: $115 Frozen Pizza Badger
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Encounter: $115 Frozen Pizza Badger

Encounter: two aliens that spent several years monitoring the Earth via the internet in the 2000s and have taken forms they assume we will be most comfortable with: lolcats.

Encounter: Number 2

Encounter: you know i’ve been through the desert with a bear with no face / it felt good to be out of the race / in the desert, you can’t remember your face / because there ain’t no one for to get on your case

Encounter: Skull Cow

Item: Dying Pig (unlimited uses); amuse and delight your friends

Encounter: giant enemy crab. Attack its weak points for massive damage