Item: goat with built-in music box
Tag: animals
Encounter: roll d2
- a pie-eating snake
- a pie eating a snake
either way that lady is done with this mess
Encounter: the Puremoose
Encounter: King Puffy, the Cat With Hypnotizing Eyes
Encounter: magical liopleurodon stranded on land for its crimes in the sea. It knows how to get anywhere from anywhere and in exchange for exotic meats will grant directions. Unicorn kidneys used to be a favorite, but that got a little old.
Encounter: Overchicken Dropship
Encounter: Rock! the Cheese Wiz, can summon cheese at will so long as they maintain a cheerful outlook on life.
Encounter: frog in the process of being spacially infundibulated
Item: nine toy dairy cows, each of which can be milked once a day to produce one glass of milk.
Item: electronium hat that harnesses the power of sunspots to create cognitive radiation, granting sapience to any living thing that wears it on its head (or otherwise near its brain, in the case of the many monsters that don’t have heads).
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