Encounter: a gorilla playing a saxophone at your party (with balloons)
Tag: animals
Hold him like a borger
Item: Frogborger
- if equipped as a familiar, grants the owner the ability to use the Giant Frog’s Standing Leap ability (up to 20 ft. and its high jump is up to 10 ft., with or without a running start)
- if eaten as a borger, grants the eater the status effect Poisoned, since why would you eat a live fat frog, what did you expect to happen
I’m so afraid, they were just waddling around saying “Hewwo! Hewwo! I’ve seen to have wost my widdle arms! Hewwo!”
Encounter: you know that insane wizard from the Owlbear description? Well, unfortunately they got ahold of a werewolf and a Fresno Nightcrawler, and
i bring to you, an old meme
You fools. She is dual wielding.
Encounter: snake with two knives
“I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific”
Encounter: some sort of hybrid shark/penguin?
Item: small pewter mailbox full of leeches
The Quack Frog. Arthur Rackham illustration for a 1912 edition of AESOP’S FABLES.
Encounter: Professor Theophrastus Jehosephat Froggenheimer, sketchy travelling potions dealer; before consuming his wares roll d12
- 1-6: actually what it’s supposed to be
- 7-10: alcohol and food coloring
- 11: random potion other than what it was supposed to be
- 12: some poison or other
Item: tooth-cleaning caterpillar
(credit: the children’s book “If…” by Sarah Perry)
Encounter: urban kraken coming up through the sewers
Encounter: Giant Flea-Market-Eating Flea
Random Item Drop 