Item: Wu-Brew, a powerful wine made from the magically-processed bodies of defeated enemies.
Tag: alcohol
Item: six-pack of Pepto-Bismol Ice, cures Nausea while giving you a nice buzz
Item: Bottle of “Poison” 😉
Item: innocent-looking key (large); holds nearly a quart of liquor
Item: iguana-flavored margarita mix, just add tequila for an alcoholic drink no scalyfolk or goblinoid can resist
Indonesian botryoidal Agate, aka “grape Agate" (Photo via
Amazing Geologist, eBay)
Item: crystal grapes; if you can find a wine press strong enough, they can be used to create a wine that acts as a Stoneskin Potion for flesh characters and as a powerful intoxicant to Golems and other Earth-types.
Skittles Vodka
Uses: there may not be a lot of spells where you want this level of positive-chaotic energy–unless we’re talking about libations for the spirits or feeding hoodoo mojo-packets.
Dunno what I was thinking when I wrote this; damn near every witch i’ve ever met was chaotic-good.
Item: Skittle vodka; consuming a shot grants chaotic-aligned characters a stat bonus. Different colors boost different stats, but there’s like fifty different flavors of Skittles out there so if your DM has strong feelings about what boost a player should get from vodka infused with 1977′s blue cherry cola, 2013′s Wicked Pomegranate, or 2006′s liquorice aniseed, i’m not going to argue
Item: Kentucky owl-whiskey, made of the finest pressed owls fermented in old cannons for precisely seven hundred and seventy-seven weeks
I got heartburn and acid reflux just from looking at this like how much do you have to hate yourself to do this
Noooooooo
Item: Flamin’ Hot Cheetoh-infused tequila
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