Encounter: adventuring party that has been turned into Hot Wheels cars; all are mobile and retain their personalities, alignments, and abilities (at least those abilities that can be performed by a toy car)
Amazon prime as entered the ring to fight the survivor.
The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!
THE NATTY ICE BESERKER FIGHTS TILL DEATH OR VALHALLA
Go back to the gym broskie …. Robert Downingbrews is here.
This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers
You disrespect my brewskie bretherin! You shall pay with your life!
You may try
Don’t make me start a civil war over this.
None can compare to the mighty Tim Horton Knight
Encounter: rival adventuring party possessing a Ring of Transmute Cardboard to Metal, allowing them to create a variety of fully-functioning armor and weapons out of food and drink packaging.
Encounter: XSZ Invincibility Hero avenging-drone robots 505 (ninja wearing a Displacer-Beast hide, attacks with shoulder-tentacles and…sword?), 506 (mechanical orc berserker the Incredible Stronk), 507 (laser-hand and what seems to be a laser-tail), and 508 (knight; no pants)
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