Encounter: clockwork convenience store fixtures escaped from the Fantasy CostCo snack bar, each featuring magical portals to uncounted stores of their respective products

  • belligerent hot dog warrior Roller
  • proud frozen carbonated potion-vendor Dispensor
  • sensitive Nachotron

thedurvin:

more from Starship A.R.C.: villains from the Lodge. Yeah, I guess having animals’ heads hanging from one guy’s belt is a little more intense than Skeletor or Mumm-Ra.

Encounter: a raiding-party of game hunters from another world, gleeful at the array of exotic creatures in their new plane, especially excited to learn about any “last of its kind” or “has not been seen in 1000 years”.

  • X-Tinctor: Chaotic-Evil Antipaladin, beholden to some infernal alien death-god
  • Chop-Top: Lawful-Evil Ranger that compulsively saves the heads of his kills
  • Snap-Jaw: Neutral-Evil Fighter that just really likes hurting people
  • Gutter-Snipe: True-Neutral Fighter (Archer subtype) and complete coward that is only part of the group because the others won’t let him leave, so he does his best to make his kills from as far away as possible

Encounter: party guarding a gate to some horrible nether realm. They are very bad at their jobs, frequently letting horrible things come through, but always do their best to catch them and cram them back in the hole.

  • Berk: friendly, reasonably intelligent, and hard-working (for an Ooze, which isn’t saying much); has one of those spell-books that allow him to cast a few spells way above his level, but has no idea what he’s doing
  • Drutt: his obese spider familiar
  • Boni: a relatively amiable demilich that tends to provide sarcastic commentary more than actually doing anything
  • the worm isn’t a character, it just wandered into the shot and was eaten by any one of the other three moments later