Item: Drink That Stops You from Ever Posting Something Online Again
Encounter: glass cow with milk dispenser
Item: a brooch cunningly fashioned from purest green, an alchemical product of mysterious properties (and value), +8 on attempts at blackmailing
Encounter: a couple of NIght Hags whose Charisma is too low to find a third so they can form a proper coven
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Item: Grand Piano of Travel, mount for bards only
Item: USB-powered shovel
Item: Glove of Chocolate-Gathering; chocolate is magnetically drawn to these gloves, losing all adhesion to other surfaces.
Encounter: Mr. Nosey, a small creature (about two feet tall) of unknown species with a compulsive curiosity to read personal journals, open locked chests, &c., made all the worse because his nose works as an unlimited Chime of Opening: once per round, he can touch it to a locked chest and it opens, to a secret door and it is revealed, a shackle and it unshackles. Cannot talk and is not communicative, so it is not known if he has an agenda behind his actions.
Encounter: Great Long Red-Legg’d Scissor-Man, a gaunt Giant tailor that hunts children that suck their thumbs so he can cut them off with a giant pair of scissors
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