Encounter: a cow human Barbarian/Zoomer multiclass
Item: Shield of Protection Against One: choose one particular weapon and this shield is completely invulnerable to it, stopping all blows completely. Not a weapon type, but one specific weapon, say a rival’s favorite sword or a known assassin’s trademark dagger.
Item: Teeth on the Cob: A cob of rapidly maturing human teeth. Over a period of 30 days, teeth go from baby teeth to golden teeth, the latter of which can be easily removed. Can be harvested up to once per week.
Encounter: Mouster, a rooster with the head of a giant mouse. Makes horrific squeaking noises instead of crowing
Item: coupon for free admission to “the Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004)
Encounter: some more dancing skeletons. What is it about skeletons dancing that we find so appealing? It’s such a consistent image across culture. Everybody likes a good ol bonehead boogie
Item: Weakies, seemingly normal corn flakes that cause -3 Strength and aim
Encounter: Damien Black, Tiefling boxer
Item: talking lie-detecting lemon
Item: Equipage of the Periscope, a red harness and helm that, when worn together, grant the wearer the ability to extend their neck on a flexible column of living metal up to thirty feet long.
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