Encounter: mutated Cerberus that inhabits the Ethereal Plane hunting malice-tinged text and images, walking on two legs and with its two head-arms “designed to crush evil-infected data with their jaws”
Item: soup made of Monster Energy Zero Ultra and a whole package of communion wafers; after eating, spend the next 6d6 rounds:
vibrating with a sickly white light
invulnerable to all damage
requiring a perception check to notice anything beyond the energy humming through your body
dealing 10 Radiant damage touch attacks to anything (creature, object, wall, whatever) you physically touch, including your own equipment and clothing.
At the end of that time, you will forcibly projectile-vomit a glowing bolus that acts as a Radiant version of Acid Arrow; try to aim well. Spend the next hour with 4 levels of exhaustion as your body heals.
Item: Emoji Dice; when rolling d12, instead of numbers, something happens to cause the creature for whom the roll is made to make the emotion expressed by the emoji
Item: computer cursor escaped from the screen; can click on objects and creatures to hold them down, activate dialog, or open menus. Equippable as a Familiar or Animal Companion.
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