Encounter: Invaders from the Ice World! How can they fail?
Item: Orbit Gum; while chewing a piece, select one item no bigger than your head and it will orbit you like an Ioun Stone, and that item may be considered as equipped (a ring may be considered as worn, &c.) or you can just use it as a swinging weapon. Unlike the flavor, the magic does not fade over time unless you stop chewing. One piece may be chewed at a time–per mouth, anyway; characters are advised not to let Gibbering Mouthers get at a package of it.
Encounter: half-orc, half-halfling in boots and hot pants whose genitals can emit a purple gas that acts as Turn Undead but for all Twicelings (non-halfling humanoid races) for d20 minutes
Item: gasoline-powered skates
Encounter: fat toad riding a bat that hands out small orbs that grant protection from fire
Item: bullets that themselves have guns
Item: magical Disguise Kit that is way less convincing to anybody immune to magic or using truesight, although it still hides your identity
Encounter: unidentified red thing; for those brave enough to engage, please note that your choices will birth an organism.
Item: Shirt of the Tiger, granting the wearer a tiger’s Keen Smell and Pounce, as well as Stealth against prey animals.
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