Encounter: four City Giants, harassing local businessmen
Item: bag of Cookies of Broken Fortune: anything, friend or foe, that can be made to eat one of these cookies must subtract the number received on any next throw from the n of the dice, in effect reversing it.
Encounter: a human and a halfling, comedy duo and lodge brothers. Curry their favor with a dirty joke, a couple of decent cigars, or a nip of primo hooch, and they might be willing to put in a good woid for you with somebody that knows somebody down at the Lodge.
Today’s card is: A non business card
Item: Card of Anonymity; while this card is equipped, any attempt at divining your identity or location will return a blank.
Encounter: a failed clone of Chewbacca
Item: hatched Febrege chick
Item: old toilet from JD Salinger’s house, a charming collector’s item for in case your DM wants to do a White Elephant story
Encounter: a coven of four actual lady-witches and one man in a Manwich costume, which he thinks is hilarious. The party comes to realize the witches are quietly planning on eating him before too long–not that they normally eat people, just that his puns demand punishment
Item: Funny Horrible Shit Girl Halloween Beanie Full Face Winter Thermal 3 Hole Mask Neck-Long Head Cover; when not worn appears to be an ordinary beanie (albeit feces-colored), but when put on turns into this mask that causes -d12 on Charisma checks, smells like shit, and cannot be removed except by magical means
Encounter: sapient female hot dog (anatomically correct)
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