Item: Hot Dog By The Foot; each package contains six feet of hot dog. Must be cooked before eating, or roll Constitution save against foodborne illness.
Encounter: Toot Golem; can blast opponents with Thunder-damage honk attacks, or can be programmed with up to five Bard spells, Level 3 or lower.
Item: Ceramic Catpig mobile food storage unit, the size of a standard pig but completely hollow; compulsively swallows food whole and preserves it perfectly for future consumption. Only problem is that if there is any empty space inside it will seek out anything edible and add it to its storage compartment.
Encounter: lumpy joe, a local peasant so dull he is probably more useful as a projectile than as an individual
Item: Genuine Electric Latin Love Machine, construct familiar; the more electricity put into it, the greater the bonus it supplies to seduction checks.
“I Am Your Dogs Skull”
Available August 20th. (at Frankfurt, Germany)
Item: ring that adds a dog-bite attack to an unarmed strike, much more effectively than those single-tooth rings from forever ago
Item: Jewel Rooster; scratches and pecks the ground in mineral-rich areas, digging up rocks and stones. Once per day, roll d100 to send it out foraging:
- 1-40: dirt, boring pebbles, gravel
- 41-70: a cool pebble
- 71-80: an old arrowhead or common fossil
- 81-85: a semiprecious stone
- 86-90: one of the stupid gemstones on this blog
- 91-94: a Crystal of Banishment
- 95: an Elemental Gem (roll d4 for type)
- 96-99: a depleted Ioun Stone (roll 2d8 on this table for type)
- 100: an actual proper regular canon gemstone like a diamond or ruby or something
Encounter: munitions-stealing monkey
Item: invisible silent motorcycle that only works if you make the noises yourself, although accuracy is not 100% required
Encounter: Countess Philargyria, Tiefling aristocrat/rogue given to seducing wealthy married characters (regardless of gender) and looting their belongings once they’re asleep
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