Encounter: “Lettuce Beard Bologna Mask Man”; uses a pickle-of-power amulet to protect grocers and other food vendors against all those that threaten them. As his circle of protection includes fruit carts, he has a special hatred of car chases.

off-brand-sodas:

Sometime around the late 1920s an unknown company released a drink that promised consumers “unlimited energy for your day”. Spitfire (named without relation to the plane of the same name) was an early take on energy drinks which was wildly popular for about two days. It truly lived up to its promise and left drinkers feeling awake and energetic for hours and sometimes days. This was due to it being packed with amphetamines. Consumers grew unhealthy addictions to the drink and often faced negative health side affects including but not limited to feelings of paranoia, shortness of breath, nausea, light headed feelings, auditory and visual hallucinations, dry mouth, heart failure, loss of appetite, weakened immune system, kidney failure, and death.

The company quickly disappeared and the drink was removed from sale.

Flavour: Cinnamon

Carbonation: Carbonated

Sugar: Unknown

Size: Unknown

Caffeine: Most likely none with amphetamines instead

Conclusion: On going search for distributors by federal agencies

Item: bottle of Spitfire soda