Item: Cones of Confusion; unrelated to Cone of Cold and such spells, the Cones are a handful of shapes that for some reason or other prevent anyone from discerning even the most basic physical characteristics of them, yet preoccupying their minds as to what they might be, forcing them to roll Will Saves to do anything besides poke and stroke the Cones to try and figure out what shape and color they are. Physical contact activates their enchantment, which lasts until the creature is deprived of the Cones for ten minutes.
Item: Space Water Shooter, fires Space Water up to ten feet. The splash it creates acts as a vacuum, powerfully drawing everything towards the space puddle for three rounds before drying up.
Encounter: Curse Purge Plus! A shop specializing in removing curses from cursed items. Your humble guide would not recommend trusting the proprietor of the shop with literally anything else.
Encounter: RazorFist, a highly-specialized fighter that, despite appearances, is not looking for a fight, but rather he simply needs a hand getting his leotard off
*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*
Item: Scootin’ Boots; when worn, treat as a continuous Burst of Speed spell, settin’ the wearer to movin’ quicker’n a chicken on a junebug, i tell you hwat
Encounter: what appears to be a “Big Boy” statue on a floating shelf; after looking at this, characters must roll a Wisdom check against getting confused on where they are at
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