The pencil that can be used every 4 minutes.

(The item in question)

Okay, so, I used this in my campaign but gave it a lot more detail. One of my players spotted it on a table, and was automatically drawn to it. Today i revealed to him that the pencil was cursed. Firstly, it of course can only be used every 4 minutes. (I interpret this as, it’s one stroke every 4 minutes. so you just can’t lift up the pencil). Then, I revealed to him that while you are attuned to the pencil, you are cursed to protect it with your life. When other people view it, they are automatically drawn to it as he originally was, and they’ll try to bargain, steal, and even fight him for it. On top of that, while attuned, you can ONLY write with that pencil. Nothing else. So, if he writes in public, others will notice, thus them trying to take it from him. If he even shows it to the party, they’ll want it from him. It’s pretty much driving him to insanity.

The curse can only be broken with someone else’s remove curse spell, or the pencil being taken from you with no way to get it back, thus ending attunement. But, if you see the pencil again, you’ll want it back.

Also, it’s fireproof, needs a strength check of 32 to break, and has an infinite supply of graphite. AND it’s a weapon. 1 Damage with a 10% chance of getting stuck in the enemy.

I am a TERRIBLE person.

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more from Starship A.R.C.: villains from the Lodge. Yeah, I guess having animals’ heads hanging from one guy’s belt is a little more intense than Skeletor or Mumm-Ra.

Encounter: a raiding-party of game hunters from another world, gleeful at the array of exotic creatures in their new plane, especially excited to learn about any “last of its kind” or “has not been seen in 1000 years”.

  • X-Tinctor: Chaotic-Evil Antipaladin, beholden to some infernal alien death-god
  • Chop-Top: Lawful-Evil Ranger that compulsively saves the heads of his kills
  • Snap-Jaw: Neutral-Evil Fighter that just really likes hurting people
  • Gutter-Snipe: True-Neutral Fighter (Archer subtype) and complete coward that is only part of the group because the others won’t let him leave, so he does his best to make his kills from as far away as possible

Encounter: sapient pumpkin, cringing at your party. Roll

  1. It dislikes your outfits
  2. It finds your motives #Problematic
  3. Back when it was a human it used to date one of the party members
  4. It’s racist against a species represented in the party
  5. It knows a secret about an item in your inventory and doesn’t want to get into it
  6. It won’t say what its fucking problem is, it just keeps sighing and going “yikes”