Item: when spun, all creatures in 20 feet are compelled as by a Geas to touch the nearest object of the indicated color with the indicated limb as quickly as they are able and remain touching it for 3d6 rounds. Any creature lacking the limb indicated (naturally or through accident) is unaffected.
Item: cordless phone that with magical reception that will work anywhere, but instead of a proper mouthpiece it instead has a mouldering foam-rubber mouth that tries to drink your saliva the whole time you’re using it
Item: Eyes of the Rainbow Lizard: fires a beam that causes the target to frolic and cavort, carefree and heedlessly happy, for 2d6 rounds (roll Will save)
Item: when hanging from your window, filters all your dreams and either adds or removes Napoleon Bonaparte to them, depending on which way you point it
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
Item: grilled cheese sandwich assembled from ancient ingredients. Eat it, then roll d20:
1-10: Poison and Nauseating
11-16: gross; deals 2 Constitution damage
17-19: delicious; nourishes as a large meal
20: summons a forgotten god of the table, who blesses all provisions currently in the party’s inventory as the spell Goodberry, with the food taking on a radiant glow as each morsel provides nourishment as a large meal and cures 1 point of damage when eaten, subject to a maximum of 8 points of such curing in any 24-hour period.
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