Item: Make Opposing Lawyer Stupid Oil; if you can successfully deliver it to a legal opponent without their noticing, for the next 24 hours all Wisdom and Intelligence checks they make in the courtroom are cut by half.
Encounter: two stalwart young lads on their way to deliver a gift
Item: Rambo’s favorite Black Flak raspberry bubble gum, allowing a character to blow up to five black bubbles that, upon completion, act as Magic Missiles, firing towards the nearest Flying enemy.
Item: Dungeon Inspector’s Glasses, allowing the wearer to see the dungeon map gridlines, layout, and any notes written on the map as with augmented reality glasses
Item: Wands of Piracy (set of 4); when tapped on a scroll, book, VHS tape, ZIP disk, or any other non-magical storage media, it copies all the information contained within it; once loaded with information, it may be tapped on blank media to fill it with that information. The media need not be the same format. A few possible uses
- Make copies of a scroll to distribute to a wider audience
- Art forgery
- Convert your dad’s old 8-tracks onto CDs
- Extract data from damaged storage media onto paper
- Transfer music into a book to get the sheet music
- Transfer the text of a book onto a CD to create an audiobook
Some transformations don’t work: copying video onto paper would create a list of every frame of the video, scaled to fit them all on the available media; taking a painting and putting it onto audio media just makes noise. (Of course, you could do this to disguise it for transportation, then move it back onto canvas once you’ve gotten where you’re going.)
Item: the Treasure of Tim
Encounter: One Eye Jack, Urban Halfling ranger
- flaming skateboard
- ranged attacks using a slingshot and a bottomless bag of ball bearings
- portable turntable with album from mail-order Bardic College, allowing him to scratch out bardic cantrips
- favored enemy: punkazz aliens
Item: Ringbearer Homunculus, a Hand of Glory with arms and legs; by riding on someone’s shoulder, it can grant them the effect of a ring, or if the ring has powers it can use them itself. (credit: @crazy-monster-design)
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