Random_Item_Drop (@item_drop) | Twitter

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Item: link to the official RandomItemDrop Twitter account

I started an official mirror for @randomitemdrop and @randomencounters on Twitter, since I discovered a fair amount of links were being shared there anyway, responding to comments is simpler, and not to sound like I’m just in this for the fame and money but it seems like nerdy celebs are way more likely to respond to being tagged over there. It’s only been mirroring posts for a couple of days now and it seems like the only way to import everything from before that is to do it one by one, which just…nah. Might reblog a few of the Top Posts so they pop up there, though, y’all seem to love that damn Teeth Corn and the pool portal, so be ready for a quick reblogged Top Ten.

…Originally I was going to be @randomitemdrop there too, but after I set the blog up I thought it would be funny to set the birthdate to Dec 2, 2017, when the very first post went up, and Twitter promptly locked the blog because a one-years-old baby shouldn’t be on social media.

Random_Item_Drop (@item_drop) | Twitter

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Item: Gibbering Waistcoat, a leather vest made from the pelt
of a Gibbering Mouther, allowing the wearer use of a lesser version of
the Gibbering ability:

Gibbering: The mouther babbles incoherently while it can see any creature and isn’t Incapacitated. Each creature that starts its turn within 20 feet of the mouther and can hear the gibbering must succeed on a DC [5] Wisdom
saving throw. On a failure, the creature can’t take reactions until the
start of its next turn and rolls a d8 to determine what it does during
its turn. If the wearer doesn’t protect their own ears, they are affected as well.

  • 1-4: the creature does nothing
  • 5-6, the
    creature takes no action or Bonus Action and uses all its Movement to move in a randomly determined direction
  • 7-8, the creature makes a melee Attack against a randomly determined creature within its reach or does nothing if it can’t make such an Attack.

The vest bites anyone that tries to touch it. DM’s option if it tries to bite the wearer’s arms

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xxziggystardust:

Item: Throne of the UberHaxxor, allowing ludicrous typing (and thus hacking) speed by allowing the sitter to type simultaneously with their entire body. For this reason, it is coveted by hackers of all hat colors, and the owner is likely to be the subject of various dark-web hits trying to get it. It does have a side effect of tainting the user’s speech with leetspeak, eventually leaving them unable to communicate beyond a stream of letters, numbers, and punctuation with no verbal meaning.