Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Encounter: “Please don’t let my appearance and stature lead you to doubt my commitment to providing high-quality services to the bereaved; the Nut People of the Woods of Wonderment may not frequently be met with in professional circumstances, but I assure you, I am fully licensed and obtained my associate’s degree in mortuary science from a prestigious forest university founded by some raccoons in an old log.”
Spell: Liquid Arrow; casting this spell on any liquid or potion turns it into an arrow usable by any bow, delivering it and its effects (whether from splash or by drinking it) at a distance as the spell Acid Arrow. Have a sniper take out the guards with a Potion of Gaseous Form, disrupt a coronation by hitting the new ruler with Energy Soup, or give a Dragon a long-distance dose of Diet Cherry Dr Pepper for some reason, I don’t know. More ideas:
Barclay Shaw.
Encounter: Busker from Beyond. Takes requests but only from those that drop a Rigellian plasma nickel in its non-Euclidian hat. Voice is actually a horrible screeching hiss, but telepathically communicates by beaming its thoughts directly into passers-by’s heads, at which point it sounds like Tom Waits.
Encounter: a Stringy Stingy Thingy; normally found only in midwater in the ocean, some magical regions have occasionally turned up flying versions (the Wingy Stringy Stingy Thingy) and cave-dwelling versions that hold onto the cavern walls (Clingy Stringy Stingy Thingy).
another little upgrade. Still makes that awful Jabberjaw sound each time you swing it.
Item: bottle of ketchup water
I’m so upset
Item: Banana Surprise Yumstation, handheld device that allows you to hide things inside bananas such that they cannot be removed; presumably the tool that allowed some insane wizard to create the Diamond In A Banana.
Item: jacket made of human-skin leather that was tattooed with jaguar print
Encounter: Helicoprion, the Whipsaw-Mouthed Shark
@rtfmx9 said: Idk if you remember the photo of the bowl communion wafers and white Monster but I expanded on it and turned it into a full-fledged legendary wondrous item and my DM thought it was so good that she unironically asked if she could use it in the campaign! I was so proud of myself!!!
the item in question:
And if/when y’all actually manage to use all this bizarre mess in a campaign, please customize as you see fit; I mostly just steal random photos and make up descriptions as I go along while occasionally browsing various gaming wikis for rule ideas am but a retired old wizard cataloging the relics and artifacts of the adventuring profession with a dozen lifetimes’ wear on the scrying-spells I use to learn of their uses and purposes, so things may function differently within your realm.
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