Item: Flask of the Cat; any liquor stored inside gains the effect of a Potion of Cat’s Grace.
Item: Oxygen Plus Canned Air; if inhaled, allows a creature to breath as normal for eight minutes
Item: crock of Gaymer’s Cyder
Encounter: a couple of researchers from a magical university that would like to test out a new bard spell, if you have a minute. It’ll be fine! We’re, like, 90% sure nothing bad will happen. (Roll d10.)
Item: a cheeseburger sealed in a hunk of amber
Encounter: hipster bartender with five right arms and just one left arm
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Item: planthopper that can recite a brief biography of anyone that died in the past ten years
Item: Shirt of Abrasion; any unarmored creature grappled takes d4 Scratchy damage.
“Devil’s apron,” from Mysteries and Miseries of America’s Great Cities, embracing New York, Washington City, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, and New Orleans by James William Buel, 1883.
Item: Devil’s Apron; +d12 Profane Bonus on Skill Check (Cooking), plus the ability to once per day summon three black snakes that may easily be caught, killed, and cooked, each snake providing enough meat for two standard meals, although Good-aligned characters take 1 Poison damage by eating them.
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