Item: Douglas DC-4E prototype airliner adapted to travel the voidspace and phlogiston flow between the crystal spheres, since it’s official: Spelljammer is back
Encounter: interdimensional traveller that apparently couldn’t just pick up an astronomy textbook
Item: pint of cigarette-flavored ice cream
Item: Mug of Pulping, chews any solid edible substance to be in a somewhat drinkable form
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Encounter: “Bark! Bark! Bark!”
Encounter: Sarah and JR12-8.3b, a young couple fleeing a society that does not understand their love
Item: Sexy Power Du-Rag
Item: bouquet of glowing green shrunken heads (and some flowers); the heads are alive and semi-sapient, able to relay short messages and converse on about the level of a dumber-than-average goblin. Just the thing to send to declare your love for a warlock!
Item: Big Boob Cream: A variety of Herbs, Spices, and various monster bits synthesized into a breast enlargement formula. When applied to the chest, roll 1d6 to see how many cup sizes you go up by, giving an increase to charisma up to an F cup. Each fresh bottle contains 10 uses, and can be used multiple times in one action. (Roll multiple d6s in this case.) If your cup size goes over L from using this, your movement speed is reduced by 10 feet.
Encounter: Constructs made of fish heads and human hair to be the ultimate barbers. Only capable of giving the most hideous haircuts and also of absorbing biomatter en-masse and merging when sufficiently damaged.
Source: when somebody submitted this I assumed it was from some horror artist on DeviantArt, but no, they’re from an episode of “the Marvelous Adventures of Flapjack”.
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