
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

Item: Idol of the Blessed Fiddle Cat; on supplication, an ethereal fiddle-playing cat appears and dances a soft jig, its gentle song somehow drowning out any other sound for the next five minutes.

Encounter: some new breeds of people, demo characters for playtesting new player races

Encounter: Muthasbog and Khasalë, a couple of failed warlock frenemies that never followed through with their part of the bargain made with their fiendish benefactor, got cursed with tentacle arms and near-zero Wisdom scores, and have been fumbling through life ever since, each blaming the other for their fate but not really able to do much about it besides whip each other and anyone they don’t like the look of.

Item: Brunswick Lustre King Coin-Op Orb-Polisher, restores lost charges to orbs

Item: Pruning Blade, +3 and Initiative against plants
Item: grill that allows the wearer to fire their own teeth like bullets (no cheating by using other teeth)

Encounter: Sexy Pinhead wants you to play with her box and see what’s inside


Item: Molecular Hairsetter, an apparatus that grants Mighty Eighties Hair thick enough to deflect blows to the head and psychic attacks

Cat-chanic: Will fix any mechanical or electrical mount in exchange for an appropriate amount of fish, or, if you’re in a pinch and don’t care about quality, catnip. Comes accompanied with a Tabaxi helper to translate and help reach items too high for the Cat-chanic’s arms.