Encounter: Beholder that is covered in too many eye stalks, which gives it the ability to fire off multiple eye rays but slows it down and blocks it’s central anti-magic eye.
Item: Torii gate providing entrance to the realm of the spirit-guardian of sick beats
Item: Flask of Moonshine, small flask containing an infinite amount of liquid moonlight. Incredibly alcoholic.
Item: energy-gun; for every battery loaded into the chamber, it can shoot a Lesser Lightning Bolt, dealing 2d6 Lightning damage.
Encounter: clockwork convenience store fixtures escaped from the Fantasy CostCo snack bar, each featuring magical portals to uncounted stores of their respective products
- belligerent hot dog warrior Roller
- proud frozen carbonated potion-vendor Dispensor
- sensitive Nachotron
Hey randos
A few reminder links, since I hate when people stretch out your feed by adding a massive signature to every post:
- random item button here, for those mobile users that can’t get to the one on the main page
- random encounter button here
- official Twitter link so you can more easily spread this stuff around another slice of the socialsphere
- new tags: I recently added Spells to Item Drop and Places to Encounters
- if you want to submit an item, tagging me doesn’t always work because I’m still shocked by how successful this blog is and I get a few thousand notes a day (thx btw); it works way better if you use the official item submit button or encounter submit button (or if you’re on mobile and can’t find this link send it as an ask or DM, because for some reason Tumblr has a lot of options to send people things)
Hey randos
A few reminder links, since I hate when people stretch out your feed by adding a massive signature to every post:
- random item button here, for those mobile users that can’t get to the one on the main page
- random encounter button here
- official Twitter link so you can more easily spread this stuff around another slice of the socialsphere
- new tags: I recently added Spells to Item Drop and Places to Encounters
- if you want to submit an item, tagging me doesn’t always work because I’m still shocked by how successful this blog is and I get a few thousand notes a day (thx btw); it works way better if you use the official item submit button or encounter submit button (or if you’re on mobile and can’t find this link send it as an ask or DM, because for some reason Tumblr has a lot of options to send people things)
Item: Paunch of Holding
Encounter: A walking cassette tape wearing oversized sunglasses that constantly plays “Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summer (Time)” and causes anyone who hears the song to take psychic damage. The amount of damage increases by 1d6 every minute.
Encounter: Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, a motley crew assembled from across the multiverse to defeat the legendary warrior 2000sMeme!ChuckNorris.
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