Encounter: Bionic Apple Guard
Item: giant eyeball you can hook up to a vehicle or draught animals for +10 on Divination and Perception checks, but negating any stealth bonuses save those that apply to the whole party and all their gear.
Encounter: the Busey Thumbrantula; feeds on raw meat. If a character or other creature is bitten, its venom causes them for the next d4 hours rounds to be irritable and aggressive and uncontrollably bare their teeth at all times.
Encounter: Love Bubble, an adorable round fairy that occasionally defends itself through divebombing, dealing Force damage via touch attacks, but far more worrisome is its tendency to heal monsters. As a fairy, it is a defender of the natural world and the Courts, and so has a natural dislike of civilization and most adventurers, although it is far less likely to help a monster that is assaulting a Druid.
Item: Clasp-Purse of Infinite Bees, although due to a glitch in the magic, each time you try to use it roll d20:
- 1-19: as many bees as you want
- 20: one (1) apple
Item: Staff of Burning Justice; when held by a party member, if any of the group is filled with an intense emotion and determination toward an immediate goal (most frequently anger at a frustrating enemy or obstacle), they will be enveloped in a mystical flaming aura that adds +2d6 to Strength, Constitution, and Dexterity, until the goal has been achieved or the mood has changed. It has to be a newfound determination toward an immediate goal–deciding you should kill the Big Bad once you track them down in a week wouldn’t work, but already fighting them and they mocked your dead family would.
It looks like a standard wooden walking-stick, so as depicted in the comic here it sometimes gets carried around by people that don’t know what it is, leading to some surprises.
Item: giant pentagram made of beer cans duct-taped together; summons a very specific type of demon
Encounter: penguin that steals jewels
Item: Data Fungus; when applied to electronic devices, gradually causes the data and functionality to corrupt
Encounter: Mustache Giant that hasn’t had a lot to do since the divorce. All his friends were her friends too and he doesn’t really want to see them much and to make alimony he had to sell the old carriage he was restoring, so he keeps coming into town to half-heartedly pillage but it always turns into him trying to talk to the peasants about how he’s coping with everything. Maybe he needs a new hobby, or maybe take a class down at the community center. Is the carpenter looking for an apprentice? He used to like woodworking.
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