Item: Hot Dog Phone; may be used as a standard phone, but once connected to another person, you may mash the keypad and the person you are speaking to will have d20 hot dogs materialize in their square.
Encounter: two Orbinauts, hovering constructs wielding four spiked orbs that may be treated as Dancing Morning-Stars. If an Orbinaut is carefully captured, hollowed out, and worn as a helmet, allows the wearer to gain the four spiked orbs that hover around them and can be willed to fly at targets and recalled. Unlike the Four Wooden Orbs, however, the spiked orbs cannot be deactivated, circling around the helmet even when it is not being worn.
Item: Shoes of Tentacular Clambering, with dextrous living tendrils that allow the wearer to walk as if wearing elegant heels on any terrain, plus a grappling-kick attack.