Encounter: a Radical Boogiebot; uses its speakers to cast recorded Bardic spells up to 5th level. Biggest weakness: magnets can erase its spell drive, preventing it from casting anything until allowed to prepare more spells.
Spell: new from the makers of Arcane Eye, it’s Arcane Nose: You create a magical nose within range that hovers in the air for the Duration. You mentally receive olfactory information from the nose, which can smell in every direction. As
an action, you can move the nose up to 30 feet in any direction. There
is no limit to how far away from you the nose can move, but it can’t
enter another plane of existence. A solid barrier blocks the nose’s Movement, but the nose can pass through an opening as small as 1 inch in diameter.
Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items
Your fates are sealed
The Elixers
Item: some elixers from a dubious potion-vendor
Pussy Type: when consumed, grants the form of a cat for d100 rounds
Butt Nacked: when splashed on a creature or items, causes clothing and armor to become invisible until thoroughly washed
Botty Call: when the liquid is exposed to the air, every communication device, electronic or otherwise, within fifty feet erupts an an ear-splitting fart noise.
Barack Obama: summons an illusory Barack Obama whose pep talks and winning smile grant the whole party Inspiration and negate negative status effects for 3d12 rounds
Item: shoes that remove zombies and similar revenants’ mobility penalties, returning them to the level it would have been were they alive, minus one since the shoes are heels.
Random Item Drop 