Encounter: Sonckey the House / Micnic Medgemog
Encounter: Mr. Shark, fourth-level salaryman
Item: Donkey Watch: will gladly read you the time loudly in Eddie Murphy’s voice, but mind you don’t lose a finger
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Item: Boxing Glove Arrow; delivers Bludgeoning damage instead of Piercing.
Item: McDonald’s Filet-o-MissingNo. Sandwich. After eating it, look in your inventory and find the non-magical object you own the most of; you now have 128 of them.
Encounter: some Bananatidae
Item: cage of captive Pleasure Wasps
Encounter: undead version of the Hamburger Helper
Encounter: time-traveling technology salesman from the late 80s. That look on his face is because he just found out that a time-traveling technology salesman from the 2010s is also around, offering monthly payments for a small black rectangle that can take the place of literally everything in this picture.
Item: Signal Boots, contain speakers that amplify spoken spells into the Mass version of those spells.
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