Random Item Drop

November 20, 2018December 13, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

[this Ctulhu onesie]

Item: well a real Cthulhu probably wouldn’t appreciate it, but find some gullible cultists and roll a high enough Bluff…

November 20, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

glumshoe:

silicone skin-textured opera gloves

November 20, 2018December 14, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

Place: Hoot! Hoot! Screaming Owl Hut, a small building containing a variety of screaming owls for rent or sale.

November 19, 2018December 13, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

Item: wrist spedometer

November 19, 2018December 14, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

Encounter: 1990s-equivalent-of-clockwork scorpion; tail injects a venom that prevents the victim from connecting to the Internet for 2d8 hours

Source: twerklina

November 19, 2018December 14, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

Encounter: powerful Unseelie witch Celine Dion, on a quest to rid the mortal world of gender through deep magicks.

“So are you an M or an F?”

“We are Shadow + “

November 19, 2018December 13, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

Item: Suspenders of Eldritch Fire: allow the wearer to cast a version of Eldritch Blast that, in addition to dealing 1d10 Force damage, also leaves the target smoldering with blue Faerie Fire for 1d6 minutes.

(Source, since obviously you all want some of your own to wear to game nights)

November 19, 2018December 13, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

doctormonstor:

Jan Svankmajer

Item: a pair of Venom symbiotes disguised as men’s dress shoes

November 19, 2018December 13, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

danskjavlarna:

From Le Courrier Français, 1891.

Serpent lovers will find my unusual collection of vintage snake imagery here.

Context: Weblog | Books | Videos | Music | Etsy

November 19, 2018December 14, 2018 ~ thedurvin ~ Leave a comment

Encounter: a Bullywug wearing powered armor that enables it to cast Acid Splash and Acid Arrow by doing little dances